Today is the last day of my vacation   , but screw it I decided to do some researching on the cars for sale here. Driving down the towns I saw a red Porsche on a used car lot near a diamond shamrock. The windshield said "Clearance" covering the price. I was with Big Foot (Jose) and we both decided to see if it was worth it. We inspect the Porsche it was red and the antenna was bent. "Nah no big deal" I said. I looked at the back while big foot got inside. the back read 924S. My mind went "What the hell's a 924S?" I asked big foot and he just said "I don't know? I drive a Buick!" We knock on the office's door and no one answers, but the sing up front says "NOW OPEN!"  I call the number on the sign and the operator says its out of service. We're trying to check the hood when a guy is staring at us from the window and quickly disappears.
     Quickly we hear a door from the back jiggle violently open. The guy comes out with what I presume its his wife and kid. He's coming at me walking towards me quickly and with a stern look on his face and ask angrily "WHAT YOU DOING HERE BRO?!" Unamused I stretch my hand before he comes near me and smirk. He suddenly stops and grabs and pulls my hand..... I look distraught and then he almost immediately recollects himself and says "Oh! your selling a car?! I mean buying a car?!"  I am seriously pissed off right about now and ask "How much for the Porsche?" He says "Its 3000 bro." I turn my back on him and ask. "What year is it?" He follows me closely and checks out Big Foot on the drivers side and says "Its uh 97!" I stop and open the passengers side door "I thought they didn't make this model for 97" saying while opening the glove compartment... "Yeah its a 97 rare." He says holding the door open still looking at big foot with distress. Big Foot didn't care he was just checking out the radio. I pull out the registration and it says.... "Its an 87 man not a 97!"  Big Foot finally saying after getting annoyed at the threatening looks he's getting.
    I get out of the car and tell the guy if he could turn it on and pop the hood. He quickly asks the kid not his presumably wife to toss him the keys! But he didn't have them the wife did. (I think that's a plus.) Big Foot gets out of the Drivers seat and the salesman sticks his body and turns on the car while saying..."Yeah this lady came and she had the money bro...." I look at big foot and roll my eyes as he too makes a gesture of [who uses that trick anymore?] The salesman/conman? continues "She left 20 minutes ago and she'll be back any minute." I ignore him completely and look at the windshield again. Hidden (or trying to) is the remnants of a "Out of country" registration sticker from Mexico....I'm thinking now that this car has gone places I should know about. I ask "Where's the car from?" The guy's just leaning on the car and says "I don't know bro...I don't know?"  
    I look at the car and it looks nice until I see that the hood is opened from the wrong place?! He'd just popped the hood not opened it. I open it and behold the engine was in the front?!  It was an inline-four cylinder engine not a opposed-four. I'd just reached the pinnacle of wondering why I was there and ask a final question....."Is there a payment plan?" (just to check something...) He crosses his arms and says. "No bro; just cash." I smile cynically and say "Not even check/money order?" He shakes his head and repeats "No bro just cash." I let out a small laugh and say "good bye..." I shake his hand wearily this time and I take a few steps with big foot besides me leaving and I start chuckling and big foot says. "I took it out of first... (it was on a small hill.) and the parking brake was not on, and it didn't move." I shake my head and just think of the poor fool who would end up with that hunk of untraceable junk. I tell him they're conman. Big foot follows up with "Well that guy doesn't know what he's doing.........."  


If you're in the El Paso area and are driving by Doniphan its called Doniphan autos or something its by Redd and its next to the gas station on the corner.


I think it'd be wise if we posted dealerships where the word "money laundering" was more than apparent to help people avoid them.  

haha, typical shady used car salesmen
the 924S DID have a 150hp 2.5l inline 4 up front  

I read it was an Audi engine with a VW's Tranny. EWWWWW!