Check out this lameass Protege. The one for sale in the classifieds section here inspired me to look for something alike on Auto Trader. Careful, it is a needlessly large link.

If you find something like this elsewhere, put it up here!

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?car_id=204339763&dealer_id=57966131&car_year=2002&model=PROTE5&num_records=25&systime=1196381929484&make2=&start_year=1981&keywordsfyc=&keywordsrep=&engine=&certified=&body_code=132&fuel=&only_price=1&awsp=false&search_type=both&distance=0&marketZipError=false&search_lang=&make=MAZDA&color=&page_location=findacar%3A%3Aispsearchform&min_price=&body_style=HATCH&body_style=WAGON&drive=&default_sort=priceDESC&max_mileage=&style_flag=2&sort_type=priceDESC&address=92025&advanced=y&only_photo=1&end_year=2008&doors=&transmission=Manual&max_price=&cardist=1921&superSpotlight=  

it was actually a show car.  I remember seeing it years ago, it's lame but at least it's not ghetto lame.  

All that money could have been used to feed like a 1000 poor kids... but instead this wack-off has wasted it on hia "car" and is prolly the only one in the world that thinks it's cool. Bleh..